Wednesday, 25 January 2012

My 2012 Story!

It was a regular Saturday morning, Phoenix was watching cartoons,Faro-dawn was texting and talking to her

 boyfriend, Mom/Sherly was cooking breakfast, and Gordan was drinking coffee,dunking a donut in the

 coffee and reading the paper. Nothing was really happening until the news flashed on, My brother went to

 go and get my mom and asked her "What happened to the T.V??" Then, she walked over to the T.v and

 called Gordan. He said " Is this really important?"

"It is impacted on your life!, so yeah i think this is important so get over here!"

"(sigh) Okay" as he puts down the paper and slowly walks over to were Sherly is. She said "look, they ar

 saying that the world is going to end today at 12/12/12 and it is December 12, 2012, and the12th day so

 watch this"

"I am" said Gordan. ( I will give you a detailed thing a ma bobber on what they are saying):

 " There are scientists here saying that the world is going to end today. The earths crust is going to come up

 from above and causing the world to shake and spread apart also causing major earthquakes, volcanoes to

 erupt randomly, so one suggestion I have for you people watching this is to pack your bags and come to

 the governments submarine which is in the governments layer (but sad part about only the people that work for

 the president will be able to get on sorry but anyways.) Let's go we can't talk much longer so Good-bye.

My mom told me to go and pack the bags for everyone and I said " Why do I  have to I mean I am talking to

my boyfriend?"

"Because you don't need to talk to your boyfriend and this is a matter of life or death now GO!!"

"Calm yourself, geezus i will go!"

"Okay, and hurry it up"

"(Sigh) Just cause you told me too"

"Stop complaining,and just go"

After, 30 minutes my mom yelled up at me: " Hurry up!! Life or death remember that!"

" Oh my gosh mom I already said that i was going as fast as I could now just be quiet!"

"Okay sorry i didn't hear you"

"Whatever mom" As I was trying to go really fast. I finally got everything and ran into the car I yelled back

to my mom, dad and my brother. I made sure I had my phone and my family but of course so yeah... But

anyways. Back to the story. We were on are way to the governments submarine place. My dad was driving

 really fast and my brother was playing "Angry birds" on my mom's phone. My brother didn't really know

 what was going on which was sad but oh well. But anyways it took us 1 hour to get to the governments

 submarine place which was really big but wasn't that bad. On the way i asked my dad why no one else

 accept for the people that work for the government aloud to go on especially when the submarine is super

 big . I personally think that is really mean and i don't understand it. Won't they get arrested for doing that?

He replied " No not if you are the president and why does it matter to you I mean you should not have to worry about that. Do you want to live or not. Don't you want to talk to your boyfriend?"

"Well kind of but what is the point my boyfriend is going to die anyways so a world without him is like nothing for me so there is no point in living"
"Stop it with that poo you are my daughter and we are going to live"
" Yeah but were are we going anyways I mean there is nowhere to go if the world is going to END!?"

"We are going to Arizona" She said that right when we arrived. I said finally and got out of the car and went

straight into the submarine ditching my brother and my mom and my dad. They said that the ship thing was

 about to leave and that is when i seen my mom and m y dad coming in with Phoenix We were finally on are

 way to  Arizona when the earth blew up form the earth's crust and magma came up from below and

 everyone that was on the ship was okay.



    THE END

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Christmas holidays

What I did over the winter break was really quite fun!. For example, I went to my grandma's house and seen a whole bunch of relatives, went on facebook (played a few games),and cleaned my room after Christmas day. It was a DISASTER! It was a disaster because after i opened all of my presents i just brought them to my bedroom and left.And then i didnt do anything except watch tv. And then at supper I ate untill i was so ful. In case your wondering what I had I had.....
1. Mashed potatoes with really creamy but thick gravy
2. Ham with mustard
3. Turkey white meat and dark meat
4. mixed vegatables
5. Bread
6. And a glass of milk

I only ate 1 plate but it filled me up so much !!! :D
But, for the rest of the holidays i didnt i didnt do much stuff except sleep and eat, and stay up really super duper late.
Wait no I went to the movies twice in 2 days with my friend alison and alison spent the night 4 times in a row.
We went to go see alvin and the chipmunks 3 and mission:Impossibe!! It was so much fun!!!!!!
But now I am at lame ol'e high school!! :( But at least I can see all my friends again!! >:D

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Dear Santa Claus,

Hi I am telling you what I want for christmas and i only want monety!!

Friday, 9 December 2011

There was this guy who lived by himself with his dog. And the same thing that he would do is just sit on his couch and watch Television. While he watches T.V. he would reach his hand down (just to make sure that his dog was there) and his dog would lick his hand. Later, on after he was done his supper he went to go and sit down and watch T.V. (as usual) and while he was watching before he checked to see if his dog was there the power went out! He went to go check the generator it was working fine. But, then he heard a drip, drip, drip, so he went to go and check if it was the kitchen sink, it wasn't. While he was walking to the bathroom upstairs he reached down to see if his dog was there. He licked it. He got to the bathroom and that wasn't it either. But he still kept hearing drip, drip, and drip. By then he was starting to get a little bit confused and scared. He reached down again to see if his dog was there, he licked it.
  
    Then he went to go and see if the laundry machine was dripping it wasn't! He checked again to see if his dog was there. It was.  He went to go and check the generator outside and it wasn't working. He tried to pull it to turn it on and it worked. As he was walking inside he checked again to see if his dog was there. He was. He went to go and check the generator downstairs and pulls the string to get it started and it worked. So the power went on but he could still hear the drip, drip, drip. By then he was just plain ole' scared.  He thought to him "what place haven't I looked?" Then, he said "Downstairs bathroom" He went to go and check it. As, he was walking there he reached his hand down and his dog licked it. When he walked into the bathroom and he could hear the drip,drip,drip clearly as if he was right beside it. Before he turned the light on he reached down his hand and the dog licked it. Then he turned on the light. He walked over to the tub and opened the curtains. He seen his dog DEAD! And the drip, drip, drip, was coming from the blood from the wall saying “NOT ONLY DOG'S CAN LICK HANDS”!  He screamed and ran as fast as he could upstairs to go and phone the police and the phone cord was cut and he went and checked his cellphone it was dead. So he ran outside running as fast as he could. But while he was running he tripped and smashed his head on the sidewalk and died. Several days later his body was found.
     The police were worried and they didn't know if someone killed him or not. The police walked into the house and looked around the house. They didn't find anything except the TV was on and the tap was running. They looked everywhere except downstairs. They walked outside once more before they went downstairs. They wanted to see if they could find any clues or anything. They walked around the block asking everyone if they knew what happened they all replied the same,
 "No, he never really came out of that house" The last house that they asked replied
 "Yes, four days ago he was outside checking his generator, but that's it" They started walking back to the house to see if there was any clues downstairs of the house. As, they were walking in the house the two police officers were laughing saying
"This is probably a joke and the guy is just downstairs or something.
“They walked into the house and checked downstairs. The last place that they looked was the bathroom. They just started to get really pissed off by then because that day was supposed to be there day off. But, when they walked into the bathroom the shower was on. They walked over to the shower curtain and opened it, nobody was there. As, they were walking out they heard a dog whimper. They followed the whimpering noise and found the dog all bloody and the eyes where just black holes. And, gashes all over his body with blood dripping. They looked around they followed it...... nothing was there. They stared at the dog for at least a 1/2 hour. The other police man came running down seeing what was taking them so long. Then, they heard a door slam shut! They ran downstairs there was banging on the door where the two guys were.  They heard barking and screaming and barking going on in the room they reached for their walkie-talkies but they weren't there. They looked at each other and said
 "This is some crazy stuff going on." Then, they heard the two guys screaming “help me help me!!
“Thy other two guys standing outside the door starting running away but while they were running the door slammed shut. They started banging on the door.  Then they started listening for the screaming again but it stopped. Then they heard a door creak open. There was udder silence everywhere. Then they heard someone talking. They said
"Who are we going after first" The two guys starting going down the stairs. At the bottom the two guys that were in the room screaming were facing the door that was closed talking.
When the other two guys from the top of the stairs were completely on the floor they seen a pool of blood right under and beside the guys in front of them and they stopped talking.
 The two guys were really scared but then finally one of them said “What were you guys doing in there?"
"Ya, really you guys kind of scared us." The other one said.
 Then they slowly turned around and they were all bloody and scary and their eyes were GONE!!
They started running away but there was no place to run. They turned around and they weren't THERE!
 So they looked around to make sure they weren't there and sat down. But, only seconds after one of the guys on the right got strangled. And, the other guy screamed at the top of his lungs and jetted upstairs as fast as he could. He banged on the door. No one answered then he banged louder! No one answered so looked behind him to make sure that the two demented guys weren't there and he broke the door down. And, he ran outside and said "START YOUR CARS AND DRIVE AWAY NOW THIS IS NOT A JOKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THIS PLACE DOWN AND DRIVE!!!" He screamed that as loud as he can. And they all drove away as fast as they could!! They did not hesitate.
   30 years later the house got repainted over with white paint, and a family moved into it. It was a family of four. There was a woman named Cristina Hawes who was 39 A men named Frank Hawes who was 45, a daughter named Susan Hawes who was, a baby named Mila Hawes who was 9 months old, and a son named Jake Hawes who was 3. They bought the house for $500.
    They were all standing outside looking at it. Susan said, " Well, what are we standing here for looking at the dumb old house for, let’s bring our stuff i-n-s-i-d-e instead of o-u-t-s-i-d-e-"
"Okay" Said her mom
"Ya good idea" said her dad picking up his luggage. Walking towards the house.
Jake started to cry right as soon as they walked into the yard. Her mom said “What is am matter with Jake he was smiling the second before we walked into the yard. I don't understand?!"
"Mwaybe it a hawted hows Mwommy" said the three yr old son.
"No I don't think so" Said Cristina and Frank at the same time. Marie was just standing there looking at them talk. She had no sudden movement wasn't breathing just standing there straight like a statue staring at them. While the mom and the dad where talking to Jake to convince him it wasn't a haunted house, Mila stopped crying and looked over to Susan. (Which was still standing there like a statue?)
    Then Cristina and Frank looked over to. Randy ran over there and felt her head. It was fine but she still wasn't moving. Her mom and dad started to get really scared and and didn’t know what to say. But, then she fell to the ground. Her parents took her inside. They put her on the couch. Cristina said to Frank “That’s odd all of the furnishings are all already in here”
“Yeah, that is odd, but let’s not complain because we bought this house for only $500.”  Frank said as he picked up his stuff and went to go and bring his stuff to a room. Cristina walked over to Susan and sat down beside her. Feeling her head. She went back outside to go and get Zoe and Jake. She forgot about them when she was bringing Susan inside. She brought them in and sat them in the kitchen.As she was doing that she heard"Cristina come her right now!" Yelled Frank from the other room. She ran upstairs to see what was going on. She walked into the room and seen Frank staring at the wall. “ What do you s—“ She looked up in the midst of her talking and seen writing on the wall, it read: BEWARE” Cristina walked over to the wall and felt the letters and the paint was wet. She thought to herself  somebody must’ve written it right before we walked in here.

(TBC)

Friday, 25 November 2011

Read this in the next 24 hours or you will see a little girl dead in your room

If I had a choice to be the most attractive, most athletic, or most smartest I would choose the most athletic. Althetic over smartest? You must think, well if I was the athletic I would be able to make it to alot of places that would be able to make myself be smart.

My ideal Teacher

If I had a machine that would make my own ideal teacher if all I had to do is talk to it I'd say:
"Mr./Mrs./Ms., Can you please make my teacher have a British accent. And, would be super nice and give us candy alot. She wouldn't make us work that much and they would only be able to teach us through YouTube!!

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

My story of Mr. Hayhursts' car

The amazingly friendly Mr.Hayhurst was walking down the rocky, bedazzling road, when he saw a colourful  dinosaur. Excitingly as he, he RAN AWAY! But, the colourful dinosaur said  " Come back here, I'm not going to hurt you I just want to have a cup of tea, but don't worry because your not alone we have 3 fascinating kittens." So, even though Mr. Hayhurst thought to himself "I'm to glamorous to have tea with them,"  He still walked back to have tea with the dinosaur and the 3 kittens. While, they were getting ready to have tea the dinosaur said " Don't worry I don't make horrible tea" Mr.hayhurst did not want to stay there anymore but he did not want to tell him that. (the dinosaur) So, idealistic as he, he said " Oh I forgot it's my mother birthday today and I was meeting her at McDonald's. He was all jumpy when he said that because he was scared that the dinosaur would get mad for leaving. But, the dinosaur said kindly "Oh OK be sure to come back soon. As Mr.Hayhurst was leaving the dinosaur's house he walked through the living room and seen a luxurious couch right beside the T.V. He wanted to sit on it.So, he walked over to the magical couch and sat down.When he sat down he was all nostalgic. It reminded him of his awkward girlfriend Mrs. Bailey. She polluted the earth with make-up she would put make-up all over the trees and all the nature in West Bank. But, while he was thinking these huge footstep that interrupted his thoughts. So, he tried to be as quiet as a mouse.