Dear Santa Claus,

Hi I am telling you what I want for christmas and i only want monety!!

There was this guy who lived by himself with his dog. And the same thing that he would do is just sit on his couch and watch Television. While he watches T.V. he would reach his hand down (just to make sure that his dog was there) and his dog would lick his hand. Later, on after he was done his supper he went to go and sit down and watch T.V. (as usual) and while he was watching before he checked to see if his dog was there the power went out! He went to go check the generator it was working fine. But, then he heard a drip, drip, drip, so he went to go and check if it was the kitchen sink, it wasn't. While he was walking to the bathroom upstairs he reached down to see if his dog was there. He licked it. He got to the bathroom and that wasn't it either. But he still kept hearing drip, drip, and drip. By then he was starting to get a little bit confused and scared. He reached down again to see if his dog was there, he licked it.
  
    Then he went to go and see if the laundry machine was dripping it wasn't! He checked again to see if his dog was there. It was.  He went to go and check the generator outside and it wasn't working. He tried to pull it to turn it on and it worked. As he was walking inside he checked again to see if his dog was there. He was. He went to go and check the generator downstairs and pulls the string to get it started and it worked. So the power went on but he could still hear the drip, drip, drip. By then he was just plain ole' scared.  He thought to him "what place haven't I looked?" Then, he said "Downstairs bathroom" He went to go and check it. As, he was walking there he reached his hand down and his dog licked it. When he walked into the bathroom and he could hear the drip,drip,drip clearly as if he was right beside it. Before he turned the light on he reached down his hand and the dog licked it. Then he turned on the light. He walked over to the tub and opened the curtains. He seen his dog DEAD! And the drip, drip, drip, was coming from the blood from the wall saying “NOT ONLY DOG'S CAN LICK HANDS”!  He screamed and ran as fast as he could upstairs to go and phone the police and the phone cord was cut and he went and checked his cellphone it was dead. So he ran outside running as fast as he could. But while he was running he tripped and smashed his head on the sidewalk and died. Several days later his body was found.
     The police were worried and they didn't know if someone killed him or not. The police walked into the house and looked around the house. They didn't find anything except the TV was on and the tap was running. They looked everywhere except downstairs. They walked outside once more before they went downstairs. They wanted to see if they could find any clues or anything. They walked around the block asking everyone if they knew what happened they all replied the same,
 "No, he never really came out of that house" The last house that they asked replied
 "Yes, four days ago he was outside checking his generator, but that's it" They started walking back to the house to see if there was any clues downstairs of the house. As, they were walking in the house the two police officers were laughing saying
"This is probably a joke and the guy is just downstairs or something.
“They walked into the house and checked downstairs. The last place that they looked was the bathroom. They just started to get really pissed off by then because that day was supposed to be there day off. But, when they walked into the bathroom the shower was on. They walked over to the shower curtain and opened it, nobody was there. As, they were walking out they heard a dog whimper. They followed the whimpering noise and found the dog all bloody and the eyes where just black holes. And, gashes all over his body with blood dripping. They looked around they followed it...... nothing was there. They stared at the dog for at least a 1/2 hour. The other police man came running down seeing what was taking them so long. Then, they heard a door slam shut! They ran downstairs there was banging on the door where the two guys were.  They heard barking and screaming and barking going on in the room they reached for their walkie-talkies but they weren't there. They looked at each other and said
 "This is some crazy stuff going on." Then, they heard the two guys screaming “help me help me!!
“Thy other two guys standing outside the door starting running away but while they were running the door slammed shut. They started banging on the door.  Then they started listening for the screaming again but it stopped. Then they heard a door creak open. There was udder silence everywhere. Then they heard someone talking. They said
"Who are we going after first" The two guys starting going down the stairs. At the bottom the two guys that were in the room screaming were facing the door that was closed talking.
When the other two guys from the top of the stairs were completely on the floor they seen a pool of blood right under and beside the guys in front of them and they stopped talking.
 The two guys were really scared but then finally one of them said “What were you guys doing in there?"
"Ya, really you guys kind of scared us." The other one said.
 Then they slowly turned around and they were all bloody and scary and their eyes were GONE!!
They started running away but there was no place to run. They turned around and they weren't THERE!
 So they looked around to make sure they weren't there and sat down. But, only seconds after one of the guys on the right got strangled. And, the other guy screamed at the top of his lungs and jetted upstairs as fast as he could. He banged on the door. No one answered then he banged louder! No one answered so looked behind him to make sure that the two demented guys weren't there and he broke the door down. And, he ran outside and said "START YOUR CARS AND DRIVE AWAY NOW THIS IS NOT A JOKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THIS PLACE DOWN AND DRIVE!!!" He screamed that as loud as he can. And they all drove away as fast as they could!! They did not hesitate.
   30 years later the house got repainted over with white paint, and a family moved into it. It was a family of four. There was a woman named Cristina Hawes who was 39 A men named Frank Hawes who was 45, a daughter named Susan Hawes who was, a baby named Mila Hawes who was 9 months old, and a son named Jake Hawes who was 3. They bought the house for $500.
    They were all standing outside looking at it. Susan said, " Well, what are we standing here for looking at the dumb old house for, let’s bring our stuff i-n-s-i-d-e instead of o-u-t-s-i-d-e-"
"Okay" Said her mom
"Ya good idea" said her dad picking up his luggage. Walking towards the house.
Jake started to cry right as soon as they walked into the yard. Her mom said “What is am matter with Jake he was smiling the second before we walked into the yard. I don't understand?!"
"Mwaybe it a hawted hows Mwommy" said the three yr old son.
"No I don't think so" Said Cristina and Frank at the same time. Marie was just standing there looking at them talk. She had no sudden movement wasn't breathing just standing there straight like a statue staring at them. While the mom and the dad where talking to Jake to convince him it wasn't a haunted house, Mila stopped crying and looked over to Susan. (Which was still standing there like a statue?)
    Then Cristina and Frank looked over to. Randy ran over there and felt her head. It was fine but she still wasn't moving. Her mom and dad started to get really scared and and didn’t know what to say. But, then she fell to the ground. Her parents took her inside. They put her on the couch. Cristina said to Frank “That’s odd all of the furnishings are all already in here”
“Yeah, that is odd, but let’s not complain because we bought this house for only $500.”  Frank said as he picked up his stuff and went to go and bring his stuff to a room. Cristina walked over to Susan and sat down beside her. Feeling her head. She went back outside to go and get Zoe and Jake. She forgot about them when she was bringing Susan inside. She brought them in and sat them in the kitchen.As she was doing that she heard"Cristina come her right now!" Yelled Frank from the other room. She ran upstairs to see what was going on. She walked into the room and seen Frank staring at the wall. “ What do you s—“ She looked up in the midst of her talking and seen writing on the wall, it read: “BEWARE” Cristina walked over to the wall and felt the letters and the paint was wet. She thought to herself  somebody must’ve written it right before we walked in here.

(TBC)

Read this in the next 24 hours or you will see a little girl dead in your room

If I had a choice to be the most attractive, most athletic, or most smartest I would choose the most athletic. Althetic over smartest? You must think, well if I was the athletic I would be able to make it to alot of places that would be able to make myself be smart.

My ideal Teacher

If I had a machine that would make my own ideal teacher if all I had to do is talk to it I'd say:
"Mr./Mrs./Ms., Can you please make my teacher have a British accent. And, would be super nice and give us candy alot. She wouldn't make us work that much and they would only be able to teach us through YouTube!!

My story of Mr. Hayhursts' car

The amazingly friendly Mr.Hayhurst was walking down the rocky, bedazzling road, when he saw a colourful  dinosaur. Excitingly as he, he RAN AWAY! But, the colourful dinosaur said  " Come back here, I'm not going to hurt you I just want to have a cup of tea, but don't worry because your not alone we have 3 fascinating kittens." So, even though Mr. Hayhurst thought to himself "I'm to glamorous to have tea with them,"  He still walked back to have tea with the dinosaur and the 3 kittens. While, they were getting ready to have tea the dinosaur said " Don't worry I don't make horrible tea" Mr.hayhurst did not want to stay there anymore but he did not want to tell him that. (the dinosaur) So, idealistic as he, he said " Oh I forgot it's my mother birthday today and I was meeting her at McDonald's. He was all jumpy when he said that because he was scared that the dinosaur would get mad for leaving. But, the dinosaur said kindly "Oh OK be sure to come back soon. As Mr.Hayhurst was leaving the dinosaur's house he walked through the living room and seen a luxurious couch right beside the T.V. He wanted to sit on it.So, he walked over to the magical couch and sat down.When he sat down he was all nostalgic. It reminded him of his awkward girlfriend Mrs. Bailey. She polluted the earth with make-up she would put make-up all over the trees and all the nature in West Bank. But, while he was thinking these huge footstep that interrupted his thoughts. So, he tried to be as quiet as a mouse.

Febuary 3rd:Eat Ice-Cream out of the container Day

I usually don't eat ice-cream but i really love it. So, if there was just a day of  eating ice-cream, me, and alot of people would enjoy it. And, just to make it more better I would tell everyone to dress up like a clown or a depressed person. I say depressed person because that's ususally the perskn who would eat ice-cream right out of the container. And a clown because that wouold just be a cool tradition to have.(Like Halloween). And only if people wanted to they would walk around town saying "IT'S "EAT ICE-CREAM OUT OF THE CONTAINER DAY".  I also think that a day like this would be fun because as your walking around your town people would give you ice-cream just in case that you dont have money to buy ice-cream people will just give you some money or ice-cream.

How to make a fake belly button peircing.

To make a fake belly button peircing,

First you grab some fancy designed beads. ( For your peircing)

Then you can grab some crazy glue and a small peice of metal wire. (Type of kind that bends)
When you have got that you will put the bead on the wire just like a necklace, you can put as many on but best to use one.

After that you grab the crazy glue take the cap of and slowly tip it over and gently dab on both ends of the metal wire, As soon as you've done that quickly put iy on your belly button,Best to do this while you are pinching it and put both ends on the two sides you are pinching.

 Hold it there for 30 seconds or untill it stays. After you have done all that you will have a awesome belly button peircing!

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P.S

This stayed in for me for 2 1/2 months. It probably would've stayed in longer except my brother ripped it out! Make the wire small enough so it fits perfectly around you belly button. Try not to make it really big. (Not unless you want it that big)

You will probably want to do this because lots of people will want to go to know how you did it and you will be popular!!

My best skill!

My best skill is typing on the computer. What I mean is that I am really fast ayping and icould type fast without looking. In, fact I am typing this without looking. So yeah this is one of my best skills.

look

Helicopter view looking for a naked person in the cars.If caught something will happen something horrible but it doesn't involve jail.Read this book and find out what happens....

Water slides! This person is having an awesome day at the water slides until the slide starts moving and finds out what it is he looks its a a a lizard! he was so scared he doesn't know what to do...If you want to know read this book and find out what is going on.

This girl was an experiment but then something was growing out of her skin when it was fully grown more and more kept coming up over the month so in total there was over 1000 piercings over her body read on and you will find out if its just a joke or if we will have to kill her because its a disease.

Why you should read my writing

You should read my writing because it is reallly awesome. People you read it at the beginning you will think it is really boring. (only for like 30 secs) Then it will turn completely awesome and you will want to read more so please read my blogs.

cookies

My mom is so good at cooking cookies.I mean, the best they are so delicious! So you better eat them

My worst pain Ever!

My worst pain ever is when i got bit by a dog and blood was everywhere. It hurt forever. It hurt for like 5 months.

The Unsinkable Titanic

When the Titanic was built,it was the largest ship in the world. It was 882.5 feet long,and weighed more than 46,000 tons. It was not only the largest ship in the world it was also the most luxurious. First class suites cost about $50,000 in today's rates. More important, it was supposed to be unsinkable. It was built with compartments were punctured the builders believed that the ship wouldn't sink up to two to three days.

this would allow plenty of time to get help.

In, April 1912 the Titanic sailed from Southampton England on its way to New York City. On board was Thomas Andrews the designer of the ship. As the ship cruised along messages were received from another steamer that large icebergs have been spotted in the area. The basic cause of the tradegy seems to have been poor seamanship.  There were  a number of  

T.B.A



READ IT!! please....

I went on a camping trip and it was so fun. I am going to tell you how it went…

We went on to a place called cooks creek .It was fun. It was really fun it was the middle of July so it was really hot. We packed sleeping bags, whole bunch of food, extra clothing and a trailer. And we brought some games to play. The people that all went were my mom sister brother me and my dad.

 So far it was really good. I asked my mom how long we were staying for. She told me “2 weeks”. That was plenty of time for me to go hiking, fishing, swimming, hunting, kayaking, and baking, biking, quading, and motor biking. All of this with my whole family. First, we did fishing. I’d never been fishing so it was very interesting. But fishing was difficult to do what I was expected.

We had to wait for a long time… I got bored... I got sleepy… Suddenly something was moving on my stick! It was too heavy for me so I shouted “Help! Mom! Dad!” And, my parents were frightened and ran to me. They held my waist hardly and pulled me back. Finally, we could see the fish. When my eyes were staring at that thing, my eyes were filled with surprise. There was a huge fish that had arms and legs like humans!!! My parents and I was too surprised so we couldn’t say anything at first moment.  But after few moments, I started to scream.

 The fish monster started too stimulated because of my screaming. It stared to make a loud voice and chased us. I went to go and turn on the motor it didn’t start so what I did was grab the sharpest thing and stuck it in him? It fell on the ground we weren’t sure if it was dead so I kicked it didn’t move so I said “it’s dead”. Dad tried to turn the boat on again it worked! As we were boating away I threw the fish off in the water. (More like kicked it).I turned to my mom and my dad and said “This was the most interesting day in my whole entire life! “They laughed. And again that was the most interesting day of my life

Waffles (my version)!!

I had waffles for breakfast but i am going to describe the breakfast.okay here i goo.....The waffles i had this morning i put them on a plate a plate that had flowers on it as a design.And i had utensils, utensils that was plain but they where pink utensils when my mom put the waffles om my plate they were perfectly cooked
I put butter on it the butter looked like a mini mountain of snow then i put syrup on the top it looked like a waterfall coming down on the snow.The syrup went all over the waffles.By then i was really hungry.I looked at my plate it looked sooo yummy.It made my tummy grumble.I stuck my fork in the waffles it went in the waffles like a samurai sword going into the mud.When i was cutting my waffles it was like a chainsaw going through a twig.When I put a piece in my mouth it was heaven.My teeth chomped down on the waffles like a bear chomping down on berries.

It was like that the whole time my tongue was loving the flavor i didn't even notice it was all gone.By the time it was all gone i was so full.so now you know to eat waffles for breakfast but your pancakes might not be as good as yours

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Mexico

I want to go to Mexico because i really like the fiestas and the big hats are really awesome and um its really warm and really good food so i want to go to Mexico only because it really cheap and have different type of money than Canada!

My biggest fear!

My biggest fear is haunted houses because I've seen true movies baste on haunted houses and it was really scary so i am petrified.I will never go in to a dark gloomy House  endless i have 10 other people with me.Those type of houses are SO scary.And i am sure i am not the only one who is scared of dark gloomy houses.

I just walked out of  the doctors office and found out that i was going to die in one month.I go home and tell my parents.They started to flip out.But what i thought was whats the piont of freaking out your not changing anything.After thay stopped i said "well i am dieing in a month i want to go do something i always wanted to do work for money for at least 1 week as hard as i could and whatever i got i would go buy lots of food and candy grab alot of blankets and clothes and follow the train tracks for as long as i could.I would ask friends if they wanted to come with me so that they could video tape all of  my last words and the rest of my adventures.But first i would tell them that i was going to die in a month.Of course.So wheb i went on my trip i would try to walk the whole day.And eat i would try to walk until i found another place or city far away.And if i didnt do that than i would probably dig ang and dig until i died.But That stuff is kind of boring what i would actually do is whatever bad stuff i did I would  go and give a apoligy and go to scandia and go to my friends place and go to school and say goodbye to all of my friends and i would eat as much candy as i could.And the day that i die i will die witha smile on my face.:)  And, even though i will die  I will still excercise and watch my weight! :)

What animal i want to be!!!

I want to be a cheetah because they run really fast and i would  be able to run away from my enemies or eat my enemies.It would be easy to get food and my friends would be unicorn and the flying hippopotamous.And when people would come and try to shoot mei run really fast behind a log and then they would wonder where i went then i would jump out and attack them.I would live in the jungle with my other buddies and be the center of attention.But i will still let other animals be the center of attention also.i would be worst enenmies with honey badger!!Because he is always trying to be me and i dont like it at all!!he tryes to race me to which i would get alot od treats from because he thinks he is faster than me but he is not ;) The only thing that is oddd about me is that when ever i cough or sneeze instead of bacteria or germs out comes skittles.So thats why i want to be a cheetah .

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Bathtub facts

1.sled
2.put wheels on on it and use as a car
3.tent
4.bed

5.use it to work out/lift up

6.put motor on it and use it as a boat

7.use as a hot air balloon basket

8.turn it into an robot

9.use as a ice cream sundae dish

10.decoration

11.baby pool

12.desk
13.hiding place
14.aqarium
15.storage

COOKIES

When my mother makes cookies there gone with in 1 day.Ecspecially if she makes chocolate chip cookies.I love cookies so does lots of people I know.I love eating Oreo cookies with milk thats really really good.I don't know anyone [not even the store] that makes better cookies then my mom.If you want to make cookies and don't know how buy a cook book or look on the internet because,I am not telling you my mom's recipe on her famous cookies

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